Okay, I found this game on JennyB's allsorts blog: "Do a Google search of the phrase 'unfortunately, _______' but put your first name in the blank." Here are my results.
Unfortunately, Denise has no sense of direction
Unfortunately, Denise was haunted by poor compulsory figures during her amateur career
Unfortunately, Denise has brought her sleazy boyfriend Jonathan with her
Unfortunately, Denise went a little overboard and got this funky leopard print version
Unfortunately, Denise is presenting at CAL05 conference in Bristol from 4 – 6 April inclusive
Unfortunately, Denise is at the mercy of a *very* busy hospital, and has to be taken/have things done at odd times
Unfortunately Denise has developed some weakness in her left arm and some tremors in her left hand when attempting fine motor control
Unfortunately Denise is away on a modeling job in Mexico
Finally! One I like!